Total Medals Earned: 434 (From 58 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,595 Points
Medals Earned: 4/5 (85/135 points)
Make it past Stage 3.
Make it past Stage 2.
Make it past Stage 1.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Defeat the Boss!
Medals Earned: 2/3 (50/100 points)
Complete first 5 levels.
Complete first 9 levels.
Complete Lighbot.
Medals Earned: 24/100 (290/2,000 points)
02 - Choose any incorrect option with Annie the Mermaid
02 - Escape the Mario pipe
01 - Eat kid
00B - Use level select
04 - Get the map
02 - Get eaten by a robo-fish
02 - Choose wisely with Annie the Mermaid
00E - Use a continue
03 - Execute the Fatality move
01 - Execute a dash move (shoulder block or jump kick)
01 - Defeat Beardy Barrel
02 - Defeat Jaws
01 - Hit beardy barrel with a barrel
00A - Watch full intro rising up to main menu
00D - Watch the whole intro where Aboboy is kidnapped
01 - Use Rage move on level 1
04 - Use Rage move on Level 4
04 - Get the ladder
01 - Throw kid body
02 - Defeat Big Daddy Boss
01 - Defeat boss
01 - Punt Donkey Kong Jr.
04 - Survive after being inflated by Dig Dug
07 - Get Machine Gun
05 - Pick up an extra balloon
07 - Get Flame Gun
03 - Let Urban Champ guy punch you
04 - Stab a Bob-Omb
06 - Get hit by a laser
07 - Get Lemmings Gun
07 - Kill showering guy
07 - Get Spread Gun
04 - Get the compass
08 - Watch Little Mac win in 3rd round by decision
04 - Block an Octorock's projectile rock with your shield
00F - Watch abobo get sawed to death on continue screen
07 - Use Rage move on level 7
05 - Bonk Amazon on the head before he spits slime blobs at you
05 - Use Rage move on Level 5
04 - Kill all the flurries in the lion key room
05 - Use a chair on the Amazon
07 - Break out of ice after being frozen
06 - Use Rage move on level 6
03 - Wait long enough for a cop car to drive by
05 - Do each of your slam moves at least once in the match
04 - Regain your throwing sword or throwing beef after losing it
08 - Use Rage move on level 8
04 - Push a not-so-secret block
05 - Bonk Reaper on head before he summons mini-reapers
05 - Avoid mini-reapers without getting hit by them
05 - Jump off the top rope
07 - Kill Robocop
04 - Get turned into a snail
00C - Click our donate button & consider showing your support
07 - Use the Contra Code properly
02 - Use Rage move on level 2
05 - Defeat the Amazon with your Rage move
02 - Eat at least 50 enemies
04 - Clear 20 rooms of all enemies
05 - Use all four chairs on the Amazon
04 - Kill Aquamentus
01 - Knock boss off conveyer belt
07 - Destroy Krangby
08 - Knock down Little Mac twice in round 1
04 - Kill Manhandla
06 - Defeat Megabobo
04 - Get the beef
06 - Defeat Robobobo
07 - Defeat Krang
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without dying once
07 - Kill giant Kirby
08 - Defeat Little Mac in round 1
04 - Beat Boss (without beef)
06 - Pick up an extra life
08 - Put on the Power Glove and defeat Little Mac
04 - Beat Boss (with beef)
06 - Survive Megabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive first Contrabobo level without dying once
07 - Survive second Contrabobo level without dying once
05 - Survive the Balloon Fight level without being hit
07 - Survive both Contrabobo levels without dying once
08 - Defeat Little Mac without being knocked down at all
Medals Earned: 113/250 (565/1,250 points)
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Medals Earned: 2/16 (35/500 points)
Do not skip any of Max's speeches.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 3.
View the entire end-game movie.
Find 6 bottles.
View the high scores.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 15.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 12.
Enter the super secret level code.
Find 12 Bottles.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 9.
Beat Alkie Kong without taking damage on Stage 6.
Beat the game on any mode without hurting any bats.
Find 24 bottles.
Beat the game without dying on normal mode.
Beat the game without dying on easy mode.
Beat the game without dying on brutal mode.
Medals Earned: 2/9 (75/500 points)
Bully your own boss.
Find the adult pleasure.
Bully the weak.
Defend the weak.
Real cowboys spit a lot.
Become one with the desert
Sometimes it's ok to lose your head over something.
Walk around (almost) naked.
Complete the Game.
Medals Earned: 9/12 (140/300 points)
Silly cat, get off ma lawn.
That's not even a real sword.
Go back to your cave.
Farukon Paaansh.
Wololo.
Ma gun's bigger.
Systems failure imminent.
Go back to kitchen.
Master the guitar.
Get killed by each enemy in one sitting.
Save the universe from evil.
Medals Earned: 4/6 (105/155 points)
Level Up once.
Reach the maxed out level.
Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Defeat The Beard
Win without hitting a gravestone.
Win without losing a life.
Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/150 points)
Travel over 2.5 miles
Die 5 Times
Run 250 people over
Reach a speed of over 100 miles per hour
Activate Tiger Mode
Destroy 100 cars
Reach a speed of 60 miles per hour without tiger blood
Travel 100 miles
Pick up 30 strippers
Use every type of drug in the game
Crash into 10 concrete barriers
Travel 200 miles
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.